Cosmic Chaos

Universal Traveler

"Totally not just for getting people to see my games!" - a wise bee once said

Mass Extinction Number 6

After the Moon Has Collided you find Earth reduced to Rubble. 90% of our population is GONE

The Older Brothers

The Three Gas giants have just locked Earth in a gravitational Three-way, making Earth Unable to Move

Good Bye!

It was nice knowing you balls of Hydrogen...

Return

Best comeback story ever 🔥🔥

Martian Nightmare

They all want you gone

A New Guard

Alright, its finally coming back together, We are Nearly entirely Safe!

I think I wanna be Athiest now...

Is that really THE GOD? Look at that jumbled mess!

Not Safe, Not a Haven

WHAT? WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET AWAY FROM CHAOS AND GO TO WORSE CHAOS? Sulfuric Acid rain, Tempratures that MELT LEAD - you're crazy.

Gone Rouge

A different system, a rouge one, Cheeanet.

I'm Just Watching!

Chill I'm just a spectator!

You're Grounded!

"Hey - that looks like my great aunt Patricia" So uhm... WHAT IS THAT?

Elon MUST

After all that's going on, you don't care about prices or care about everyone else, you just want to camp on mars. Lazy bones.

IT'S NEPTUNE!!!

"Uh - star duck 6!" "what?" "IT'S NEPTUNE!!!" "WHAT? I THOUGHT NEPTUNE WAS UNAWAKENED?" "WELL IT LOOKS PRETTY AWAKE RIGHT ABOUT NOW!"

Rock Off

You want a lil sunbathe while THAT is happening? Nah bro, Get cooked at 430 DEGRESS CELSIUS!

Gas Prices

Great. Now you use nearly all your fuel just to see your ninth lil buddy in this cosmic CHAOS!

Inter-Stellar

So, you go to Proxima, thinking you're safe. Nice try bud.. HEY PROXIMA C!!!!